Unlock Optimal Health with the World’s Leading Biohacker

Transform your health with Joe Cohen, precision
health expert and consultant to today’s top health influencers and biohackers.

Precision Health Plans

Leverage the power of your DNA & lab test results to create a personalized regimen for optimal health.

Expert Biohacking Insights

Take advantage of Joe’s 17+ years of biohacking expertise & learn how to take control of your health for good.

Optimize to the Max

With a track record of overcoming 60+ issues, Joe will help you optimize every aspect of your health.

Your Exclusive Program Includes:

  • Three 1-Hour Zoom Sessions with Joe:

    Using a data driven approach with your genetics, lab markers, and health history, Joe will connect the dots like no one else can.

  • Customized Health Recommendations:

    Receive a unique protocol of diet, lifestyle, and supplements, based on your genetics and lab test results.

  • Exclusive 20% Discount on DNA Test Kit:

    Not a SelfDecode member yet? If accepted into the program, you’ll receive an exclusive discount on the SelfDecode to further personalize your health journey.

Package cost: $2,997

Ready to apply for this life-changing program? Fill out the form below and we’ll email you the application.

Applications close February 16th.

Is Joe’s Consultation Program Right For You?

SelfDecode Membership Required:

To join Joe Cohen’s exclusive consultation program, a SelfDecode membership is essential. If you’re not a member yet, you can sign up to unlock the full potential of personalized health insights.

Commitment to Bloodwork:

Embrace a comprehensive approach to health optimization. Throughout the consultation process, you’ll be required to complete regular bloodwork, ensuring precise insights for a tailored health regimen.

Ready for Transformation:

Are you prepared to make significant changes to optimize your health? Joe has helped 1,500+ people optimize their labs and overall health through targeted 1:1 consulting.

Limited Spots, Serious Applicants Only:

Joe’s program has a less than 10% acceptance rate due to high demand and limited availability. Each application will be carefully reviewed. This exclusive opportunity is for those serious about taking control of their health journey.

Hey, it’s Joe

I know what it’s like to face health challenges – I’ve been there. Growing up, I dealt with 60+ health problems, and traditional medicine couldn’t fix me. Frustrated, I decided to take matters into my own hands.

Over time, I’ve learned that no two people are the same and each person needs a highly customized blueprint according to their genetics and lab tests.

It took over 20 years and $20 million, but I cracked the code using my own genetics to solve each of those issues. This journey led me to create SelfDecode, the world’s premier health optimization app. Why? Because I believe you deserve a faster, more affordable path to optimal health.

But here’s the kicker – I didn’t stop there. I managed to slow my pace of aging to a world-leading score of 0.63 on the Dunedin Pace test and optimized 250 biomarkers to be in the lowest all-cause mortality range. My life today is unrecognizable from what it used to be. As the CEO of a thriving company, the host of The Joe Cohen Show, and someone with a vibrant social life, I can confidently say that my brain and body are in the best shape ever.

After taking a very long break from doing 1:1 consultations, I’ve decided it’s time I start helping individuals take their health to the next level again. I can’t wait to show you how to get results like me, with a plan that is made for YOU. Ready to get started?

Trusted by 150,000+ users & 1,000+ doctors

I am very impressed with SelfDecode. I signed up for the monthly consultation plan with Dr. Nacarelli; he helped me immensely! I had nightly migraines for years, and he pinpointed the cause on the first meeting! The recommendations on the website have also been helpful.
Carolyn Spain
Absolutely brilliant from the start. Great process, testing kit arrived very fast, support was spot on, everyone very friendly and helpful and the reports and software is very intuitive! A well deserved 5 stars!
Sam Guest
SelfDecode is a very helpful resource for people like me with chronic health issues that have been difficult to diagnose. I appreciate that the reports are easy to read, but give you the chance to dive deeper.
Elizabeth Merritt
I love this service so much! It provides everything you want to know about your genetics and much more! It’s much more comprehensive compared to their competition. SelfDecode offers much more scientific data.
Karen Louder
This company helped me to see from my test that I should be checked for macular degeneration. Because of this I caught it early While there no cure it can be slowed down if caught early so I am thankful that they helped me make sense of my DNA test
Sharon Kelley

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SelfDecode is a personalized health report service, which enables users to obtain detailed information and reports based on their genome. SelfDecode strongly encourages those who use our service to consult and work with an experienced healthcare provider as our services are not to replace the relationship with a licensed doctor or regular medical screenings.

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We accept raw DNA files from:

  • 23AndMe
  • Ancestry
  • Atlas
  • Circle DNA 
  • Courtagen
  • Dante Labs
  • DDC
  • iGene
  • Diagnomics
  • DNA.Land
  • Family Tree
  • Genes For Good
  • Illumina
  • Living DNA
  • Map My Genome
  • MyHeritage
  • Nebula Deep & Ultra Deep
  • Nutrition Genome
  • Sequencing
  • Strategene
  • Your Genomic Resource

DNA Kit + Health Insights

$199

then $99/year

We’ll never sell your data

DNA Kit + Health & Ancestry Insights

$299

$279

then $99/year

We’ll never sell your data
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Health Insights Plan

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Health reports

High Blood Sugar
Anxiety
Gluten Sensitivity
Gut Inflammation
Blood Pressure
IBS
Mood
Insomnia
PTSD
Mood Swings
Overweight
Memory Performance
Sexual Dysfunction
PCOS
Psoriasis
Joint Pain
Attention/ADHD
Chronic Fatigue / Tiredness
Allergies
Asthma
Acne
Tinnitus
Eczema
Food Allergy
Vitamin B6
Vitamin E
Restless Leg Syndrome
Grinding Teeth
Vitamin A
Magnesium
Zinc
Heart Health
Migraines
(High) Cholesterol
Headache
Chronic Pain
Back pain
Shoulder & Neck Pain
Stress
Inflammation
Omega-3 needs
Salt Sensitivity
Endurance
Power performance
Strength
Exercise recovery
Brain Fog
Female Fertility
Longevity
Addiction
Erectile Dysfunction
Male Infertility
MTHFR
Joint Inflammation
GERD
Ulcers
Sleep Apnea
Periodontitis
Varicose Veins
H. pylori
Liver Health
Canker Sores
Gallstones
Kidney Health
Gout
Hair Loss (Male-Pattern Baldness)
Riboflavin
Urticaria
Rosacea
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Sinus Congestion
Cavities
Artery Hardening
Vertigo
Vitiligo
Myopia
Indigestion
Excessive Sweating
Testosterone – Males
Yeast infection (Candida)
Endometriosis
Tobacco addiction
Alcohol addiction
Uterine fibroids
Length of menstrual cycle
UTI
OCD
Kidney Stones
Vitamin B12
Vitamin C
Vitamin D
Folate
Iron
Eating Disorders
Bone Health
Hypothyroidism
Hyperthyroidism
Sugar Cravings
Hearing/difficulty problem /Hearing loss
Painful Periods
Palpitations
Hemorrhoids
Hypotension
Bladder Control
Constipation
Appendicitis
Low Blood Sugar
Irregular Periods
Metabolic rate
Visceral fat
Lung Health
Anemia
Calcium
Cognition
Cognitive Decline
Seasonal Low Mood
Vitamin K
Phosphate
HRV
Cluster headaches
Knee Pain
Hip Pain
Selenium
Low back injury
Dyslexia
Cannabis addiction
Histamine Intolerance
Carnitine
Pesticide Sensitivity
Organophosphate Sensitivity
Cadmium
Lead
Melatonin
FSH
T4
T3
High PTH
Potassium
Coenzyme Q10 (CoQ10)
Chromium
Oxalate Sensitivity
Salicylate Sensitivity
Facial Wrinkles
Age Spots
Ligament Rupture (ACL Injury)
Tendon Injury (Tendinopathy)
Omega 6
Omega 6:Omega 3 Ratio
Arachidonic Acid
Oleic Acid
Alpha-Linolenic Acid
EPA
GLA
Linoleic Acid
DHA
Insulin Resistance
Sperm Motility
Homocysteine
C difficile
Pneumonia
EBV Infection
Gastrointestinal Infection
Chronic Bronchitis
Copper
Skin Elasticity
Skin Hydration
Egg allergy
ApoB
GGT
TIBC
Bioavailable Testosterone (Male)
MPV
Chloride
Free T4
Processing Speed
Short-term memory
TMAO
Air pollution sensitivity
Heart Rate
VO2 Max
Flu
Hair graying
Caffeine-Related Sleep Problems
Groin Hernia
Stretch marks
Droopy Eyelids
Strep infection
Dry eyes
Carbohydrate Consumption
Peanut allergy
Heart rate recovery
Muscle recovery
Jaw Disorders
HPV Infection
Acute Bronchitis
Chlamydia
Genital Herpes
Pancreas inflammation
Executive Function
Pyroglutamic acid
Raynaud’s
Liver Scarring
Dandruff
Bioavailable Testosterone (Female)
Shrimp allergy
Haptoglobin
Milk allergy
Beta-Alanine
Taurine
LDL Particle Size
Diarrhea
Snoring
Uric acid
Phenylalanine
Leucine
Glutamine
Valine
Glycine
Alanine
Lysine
Arginine
Histidine
Tyrosine
Cortisol
DHEAS
Insulin
Prolactin
TSH
Lactate
Ketone Bodies
IL-17A (Th17 Dominance)
Creatine Kinase
Neutrophils
Basophils
Eosinophils
Ferritin
ALT
AST
MCV
Hematocrit
RDW
SHBG
Total Protein
Albumin
MCH
Sodium
MCHC
Alkaline Phosphatase
Monocytes
Ghrelin
IL10 (Th2)
IL-6 (Th2 and Th17)
Iodine
Chili Pepper sensitivity
COMT
DRD2 (Dopamine)
Lectin Sensitivity
Thiamine
Biotin
Mold Sensitivity (Foodborne)
Chronic Lyme
BDNF
Glyphosate sensitivity
BPA Sensitivity
Pregnenolone
Luteinizing Hormone (LH)
Growth Hormone
IgA
Molybdenum
Sensitivity to Dairy (IgG Casein)
Telomere Length
Serotonin (5HIAA)
Non-Celiac Gluten Sensitivity (IgG Gliadin)
Manganese
Klotho
Mold Sensitivity (Airborne)
Amylase
Lipase
Low Sperm Count
Tryptophan
Methionine
Glutamate
Proline
Blood Calcium
Hypertriglyceridemia
HDL Cholesterol
HbA1c
Hemoglobin
Total Cholesterol
LDL Cholesterol
IGF1
Fasting Glucose
Bilirubin (total)
White blood cell count
Red blood cell count
Platelets
eGFR
Creatinine
Estradiol
Neuroticism
Sleep Quality
Lactose Intolerance
Saturated fat
Optimal diet
Unsaturated fat
Achilles tendon injury
Deep sleep
Fat
Response to Stress
Leadership
Ankle injury
Creativity
Hoarding
Protein
Optimal Exercise
Knee Injury
Rotator cuff injury
Extraversion
Risk-Taking
Happiness
Daytime Sleepiness
Morningness
Time spent watching TV
Disliking cilantro
Alcohol Sensitivity
Response to Caffeine
Snacking
Weight Regain
Sleep movement
Wearing glasses or contacts
Educational Attainment
Bitter Taste Sensitivity
Agreeableness
Aggression
Conscientiousness
Openness to experience
Physical activity
Caffeine-Related Anxiety
Naps